tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7268985416439660021.post744660522751528040..comments2023-07-18T03:44:33.021-07:00Comments on The Bit Maelstrom: Mysteries of the North Pole Revealed!blakehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05430444326700437630noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7268985416439660021.post-85580824617191792772008-12-26T15:54:00.000-08:002008-12-26T15:54:00.000-08:00Elves are cheaper than Chinese! That's how Santa c...Elves are cheaper than Chinese! That's how Santa competes!<BR/><BR/>Food's not as good though. "Dog a la legolas" just doesn't compare to "kung pao pooch".blakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05430444326700437630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7268985416439660021.post-85846268219976108232008-12-26T14:27:00.000-08:002008-12-26T14:27:00.000-08:00I told my grand daughter that and she got all upse...I told my grand daughter that and she got all upset.<BR/><BR/>Of course she got even more upset when the conversation veered into the fact that Chinese people or Korean people like to eat dogs. She got all worried about her puppy.<BR/><BR/>But I told not to worry since the dog is named Chewy.<BR/><BR/>They only went after puppies named Tender and left the ones alone that were chewy.Trooper Yorkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01978703998566102194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7268985416439660021.post-38680153734063715502008-12-26T14:25:00.000-08:002008-12-26T14:25:00.000-08:00I would hate to be the one to break it to the kids...I would hate to be the one to break it to the kids that all of Santa's elves are actually Chinese.Trooper Yorkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01978703998566102194noreply@blogger.com