Friday, July 11, 2008

Bow Down To Authority

...is the most important lesson you learn at school.

A circuit court reprimanded a school with a "zero tolerance policy" about drugs, and used this to strip search a 13-year-old (honor?) student for ibuprofen.

3 comments:

  1. Subversive comments are always fun, especially when the burst the bubble of the self important who are overly impressed with themselves. Sort of like the Marx brothers with what's her name, Margaret Dumont. She is just so self important that you have to tweak her just a little.

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  2. And by tweak her, I don't mean her nipples.

    Unless that gets you more hits.

    Then it's ok.

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  3. I refuse to bare my breast to the nipples of--em, to the trials and nipulations--er, tribulations--of the--wait, let me try that again.

    We must proceed with outthrust bosom, nipples pointed toward the future...

    Eh, skip it.

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