It was sad that I went to eat a veggie dog. (It doesn't matter that much: Put a bun around it, slather in catsup, mustard, relish, pickles, sauerkraut and sawdust, and it doesn't matter what the hot dog is made of. A fact hot dog vendors have relied on for years.)
It was sad that I dropped the dog.
It was really sad that The Big White Dog picked up the dog whole.
I had a moment of hope when The Big White Dog spit it out without having bitten into it.
But then, there was this dog on the floor. So I called the Little Black Dog over.
Sadder than a really sad thing? The Big White Dog snatched the veggie dog up and swallowed it whole.
Worse than kids.
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We have two cats, Alpha and Beta. Sometimes Beta eats too fast and ralphs it up afterwards. No problem: we just call old Alpha over and he laps it right up.
ReplyDeleteNow that's better than kids!
LOL
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