Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Phrases That Should Never Begin Movie Synopses, Part IV

After her niece is kidnapped, as sassy secret agent/supermodel (RuPaul)....
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  1. Jason (the commenter)August 11, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    I was against it until I got to "RuPaul" now I must see this movie!

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  2. blakeAugust 12, 2009 at 12:16 AM

    Yeah, I was torn: That either makes it much worse or totally awesome.

    It's all about expectations.

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  3. Trooper YorkAugust 13, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    After being asked a question right before she had her period Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.....

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  4. Trooper YorkAugust 13, 2009 at 11:43 AM

    Appearing before a death panel tribunal of Emeril Legasse, Frank Perdue and RH Hardin, Chickenlittle was asked if his quality of life.....

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  5. Trooper YorkAugust 13, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    A split decision in the Surpeme Court determined the propety settlement in the pending divorce between a Wisconin law professor and spouse who soleminzed their vows by jumping the broom as per the precedent in Scotish Law.......

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  6. Trooper YorkAugust 13, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    Bus Driver Barack Obama has to find room under his bus for elderly passengers clinging to life unreasonably in this African American remake of the Honeymooners...

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  7. blakeAugust 13, 2009 at 9:26 PM

    Heh, Troop.

    It's harder when you have to use real movie capsules.

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  8. blakeAugust 13, 2009 at 9:34 PM

    (But not much.)

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