Last Night I Dreamed

Last night I dreamed

That I won a Grammy

It was presented to me

By Debbie Harry

I ran up on stage in my tux

I gulped and I said, "Aw, shucks."

"I'd like to thank my producer,

and Jesus Christ."

The audience gave me

A standing ovation

I shed tears of joy

I shed tears of elation

Behind the podium there

Debbie grabbed my derriere

And I'd like to thank my producer

And Jesus Christ.

I took my Grammy, and Debbie

And I walked off stage

We made the cover of Cashbox

And the Random Notes Page

In the weeks that followed

Things went fine for me

An Oscar, a Tony, and an Emmy

Bo Derek and Barbara Mandrell

Meryl Streep and Tammy Terell

A Pulitzer and a Nobel

Five gold and one bronze as well

And I'd like to thank my producer

And Jesus Christ.

(Congratulations to Loudon Wainwright III, for finally winning that elusive Grammy.)