In the boardroom of human expression, several would-be clichés are tested out.

Winner: When you assume, you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me".

Runner-up (socialists only): When you consume, you make "cons" out of "u" and "me".

Winner: There is no "I" in "team".

Runner-up: "Team" is made of "meat".

Winner: Whether you think you can, or you think you can't: you're right.

Runner-up: Whether you think you can, or you think you can't: Management will stop you.

Winner: Think outside the box.

Runner-up: Don't you love the wallpaper in here?

Winner: At the end of the day...

Runner-up: At the end of the lunch break...

(I started—and stopped—this a year-and-a-half ago. No idea why I thought it would be good to post now.)