Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Alternate Taglines: One Missed Call

Before you die...
...you hear the ring.
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  1. Trooper YorkJanuary 3, 2008 at 5:45 PM

    The Ice Cream Man Cometh.

    Before you die you hear the Ring,
    Then you scream,
    Then I scream,
    Then we all scream,
    Oh my god, it's ice cream.

    A Tom Carvel Production of an Al Gore film. Directed by Michael Moore and financed by Ben & Jerry.
    Feel the Cold Stone as it seeps into your heart.
    In Creamarama.

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  2. blakeJanuary 4, 2008 at 2:04 AM

    Hey, "Masters of Horror" did that!

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