Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Make Your Choice

Hello, voter.

I want to play a game.

Here's what happens if you lose: The government you are living under is hooked into your wallet, your children, your home, your health care and your industry. When the electoral college goes to 270, your life will be ripped open.

There is only one vote that will prevent this. Look around. Know that I'm not lying. Better hurry up. Live or die, make your choice.

I don't know why, but the election suddenly reminded me of a Saw movie. Only, you know, gorier.

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