VIOLET: Good afternoon, Mr. Bailey.
GEORGE: Hello, Violet. Hey, you look good. That's some dress you got on there.
VIOLET: Oh, this old thing? Why, I only wear it when I don't care how I look.
ERNIE: How would you like . . .
GEORGE (as he enters cab): Yes . . .
ERNIE: Want to come along, Bert? We'll show you the town!
Bert looks at his watch, then takes another look at Violet's retreating figure.
BERT: No, thanks. Think I'll go home and see what the wife's doing.
ERNIE: Family man.
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My newest niece is named Madison. Cute little eight week old. Anyway we are all sitting at the table cooing at the baby and I say she only has one problem. Her mom goes what't that. I said "Madison" is already a stripper name and she would have to go under the name Jane or Mary if she wanted to take that up.
ReplyDeleteNobody thought that was funny.
Tough crowd.
The first time I can recall hearing of a person named "Madison" was the actress of the Fred Olen Ray pic Evil Toons. Turns out she was a porn star.
ReplyDeleteSomeone (maybe me, I can't remember) gave him crap about putting all porn stars in his movie, but as he pointed out, they weren't porn stars when he cast them....
You think that's bad? My mom got The Flower a velvet(ish?) shrug and a cocktail dress.
ReplyDeleteViolet... now there's a Kewpie doll face.
ReplyDeleteoh, by the way, Blake, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and all that. I've been busy the last week or so and am now trying to thank all my fave bloggers. Love your movie comments and reviews! Your other posts aren't bad either. : )
Yeah, Gloria Grahame!
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for reading, and for the kind words, Knox!