"You're wearing your shirt backwards!"
"I know! I like it!"
[He tugs her pocket]
"And I guess people behind you could slip stuff into your pocket!"
"No, they can't!"
"Why not?"
"'cause I'm a genius!"
"..."
"..."
"What does genius mean?"
"That's when you sneak and hide and jump out at people!"
"..."
"..."
"You mean, you're a ninja?"
"Yeah!"
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