Theological Thoughts

"You know, a lot of Christians talk about how bad-ass Jesus was driving moneychangers from the Temple?"

"Yeah?"

"Yeah! But--I mean, we're talking about a bunch of Jewish bankers! I could do that with my legs broke and a bad case of mono."

"No, you're thinking about it wrong."

"How so?"

"You're thinking pin-striped suit financial eggheads."

"Yeah!"

"Think loan sharks. Lots and lots of loan sharks with enforcers to boot."

"Word."

"That's what they say."