What Not To Wear Review (In Which I Whore Myself Out Most Shamelessly)

The latest episode of "What Not To Wear" on The Learning Channel is not to be missed. A recalcitrant CPA--lovely but rather pear-shaped--is done over by the show's hosts and somewhat broken of her tendency to wear only black pants.

The highlight of the episode was a trip to Lee Lee's Valise in Brooklyn, where the subject wore a lovely green Donna Rico dress. (The Flower commented that she looked "like Tinkerbell".)

Unfortunately, the dresses from Lee Lee's were not used in the final "reveal", leading to diminished approbation overall.

The thing I took away from the episode was that I'd be doing all my plus-sized women shopping at Lee Lee's Valise in Brooklyn.

That's right.

Lee Lee's Valise.

Weekend Workshop: Making Pointy Breasts

I hope you've all paid your registration in advance, so that we can get going Saturday morning without a lot of paperwork.

Remember to bring several empty toilet paper rolls, some wire, and a turtleneck that's slightly too small.