New Word: Apostrophobe

Apostrophobe: n., one who fears using apostrophes. Symptoms include typing "your" for "you're" and "their" for "they're".

New Word: Santaguine

Santaguine: adj., Confident you're on the "nice" list.

Usage:
Why's she so Santaguine? She's been bitchy all year!

New Word: Phrenetic

Phrenetic: adj., Frantically attempting to read the bumps on someone's head.

ex:

Why's he so phrenetic?
The bunco squad is coming!