Enough! Here:
That, of course, is the lovely Jane Russell, who was so well-endowed, her breasts were an actual barrier to Howard Hughes' flawed Western The Outlaw being released. (Oh, the MPAA had some "technical" reasons. But I guarantee they wouldn't have been as pronounced had Hughes used Lauren Bacall for the part.)Large breasts really can't be very pointy. Ms. Russell had a bra engineered for her to, heh, enhance her bustline for The Outlaw. Apparently they never used it. (Why gild the mammary, eh, what?)
This is SURE to stop me from getting pointy breast hits! I just know it!
I knew you were a smart guy. Tits means hits.
ReplyDeleteSelma Hayek can not be far behind.
ReplyDeleteSalma is always slightly ahead in my book.
ReplyDeleteYou and your pointy breasts. :)
ReplyDeletePointy breasts oh pointy pointy.
Anoint my head anointy nointy.
What?! My breasts aren't pointy!
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Aw, crap, time to hit the gym.
And the salad bar.
Next you should post about the ten best breast movies of all time. With special emphasis on size, perkiness and degree of display.
ReplyDeleteNominees include:
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Vixen!
Skyscrapers and Brassieres
Showgirls
Pyscho (the original)
The Outlaw
Greed (Silent version)
Mondo Topless
Cleopatra (Elizabeth Taylor version)
Supervixens
Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens
Mother Jugs and Speed
Chained Heat (Linda Blair)
Blame it on Rio
The Black Shield of Falworth
Caligula
And others that I am sure we can add.
Just winnowing down the nominees to ten would take an entire blog....
ReplyDeleteEcstasy (Hedy Lamarr)
I'm No Angel (Mae West)
Metropolis (Brigitte Helm) -- wait, do robot breasts count?