Monday, November 2, 2009

Conversations From Somone Else's Living Room: Enforcing Household Dogma

"Mom, we hate the Yankees."
"..."
"They buy their World Series wins."
"But I don't hate this Yankees team."
"We hate them all."

(Reprinted with permission. You can guess which regular's living room this took place in.)

11 comments:

  1. And tell the poor kid there is a name for people who grow up hating the Yankees.

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  2. Well, not always losers. But yeah, we have had to wait long stretches.

    We have a kick ass hockey team though!

    And yes, it was me, chickenlittle. To my son's great annoyance. ;-)

    Go Yankees!

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  3. We have a kick ass hockey team though!

    Go Red Wings!

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  4. Hey I have Red Wing Shoes if that counts?

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  5. LOL. I'll take it, Trooper. ;-)

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  6. Did I tell you lately that the Yankees are WORLD CHAMPIONS?

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  7. ニューヨークのヤンキーは世界のチャンピオンである

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  8. Why did you post a recipe for egg drop soup?

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