Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Phrases That Should Never Begin Movie Synopses, Part V

A British professor, a playboy and a rich woman in pink pants...

(1960, The Lost World: The rich woman in pink pants—assuming they're not all in pink pants—is Jill St. John.)


  1. A young British student at Hogwarts...a copy of Playboy...a photo of a woman in pink panties...
    Harry Potter and the Pink Wand of Fire....

  2. A spinster law professor...a groundskeep obessed with squirrels...a love story..or a prison story....The Chaddyshack Redemption.


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