Phrases That Should Never Begin Movie Synopses, Part VII: Piling It On!

Passengers (Sophia Loren, Richard Harris, Ava Gardner) are trapped with a terrorist and a plague on a Eropean train heading for a condemned wooden bridge.

Phrases That Should Never Begin Movie Synopses, Part VI

Dating the campus hunk (Fred Savage)...

—No One Would Tell

(He turns out to be abusive. Who woulda thunk?)

Phrases That Should Never Begin Movie Synopses, Part V

A British professor, a playboy and a rich woman in pink pants...

(1960, The Lost World: The rich woman in pink pants—assuming they're not all in pink pants—is Jill St. John.)

Phrases That Should Never Begin Movie Synopses, Part IV

After her niece is kidnapped, as sassy secret agent/supermodel (RuPaul)....

Phrases That Should Begin MORE Movie Synopses, Part I

A bikinied sky diver (Raquel Welch)...

--Fathom (1967)

Phrases That Should Never Begin Movie Synopses, Part III

A man (Ray Liotta) injects memory-ladened brain fluid...

--Unforgettable

I guess I'm nit-picking here, but when space is at a premium--as it always is with these descriptive capsules--why would you go to "ladened"? It doesn't even sound like English! Well, maybe Olde English, as a rhyme for "maidenhead".

Phrases That Should Never Begin Movie Synopses, Part II

An Egyptian princess (Cameron Mitchell) rises from the dead...

--The Tomb (the actual Egyptian princess is B-queen cutie Michelle Bauer)

Phrases That Should Never Begin Movie Synopses, Part I

Keanu Reeves stars as a scientist....

(Chain Reaction)