Saturday, June 20, 2009

Sadder Than A Really Sad Thing

It was sad that I went to eat a veggie dog. (It doesn't matter that much: Put a bun around it, slather in catsup, mustard, relish, pickles, sauerkraut and sawdust, and it doesn't matter what the hot dog is made of. A fact hot dog vendors have relied on for years.)

It was sad that I dropped the dog.

It was really sad that The Big White Dog picked up the dog whole.

I had a moment of hope when The Big White Dog spit it out without having bitten into it.

But then, there was this dog on the floor. So I called the Little Black Dog over.

Sadder than a really sad thing? The Big White Dog snatched the veggie dog up and swallowed it whole.

Worse than kids.


  1. We have two cats, Alpha and Beta. Sometimes Beta eats too fast and ralphs it up afterwards. No problem: we just call old Alpha over and he laps it right up.

    Now that's better than kids!


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