Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Conversations From The Living Room, Part 19: If You Don't Know Me By Now

"Of course I will. I'm your Dad. It's my thing. It's what I do."
"I thought not wearing pants was your thing."
"That, too."


  1. or maybe


    is more what I'm thinking.

  2. I don't wear pants much. They're generally too hot and uncomfortable. On the treadmill, e.g., or now in the summer, and they're always either too big or too small. (Waist has changed a lot over the past few years.)

    It's kind of bad, really. The dogs get excited when I put pants on. Sometimes I think they're being sarcastic.

    (Obviously I'm not naked from the waist down. Or I hope that's obvious.)

  3. The dogs get excited when I put pants on.


  4. Dude you people in California are weird.

    You have to wear pants man.

    I watch this show Medium all the time and the husband walks around all the time in his boxers with his three little girls walking around. What's up with that?

    No wonder his whole family has bad dreams.

  5. Hey we are thinking of going out to California to visit one of our main vendors who is bringing in a private line for the store. I wonder if you are close to LA. You live in LA right?


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