Saturday, September 12, 2009

Phrases That Should Never Begin Movie Synopses, Part VI

Dating the campus hunk (Fred Savage)...

No One Would Tell

(He turns out to be abusive. Who woulda thunk?)


  1. Did she have the balls to be the greatest woman's track star in Olympic history.....

  2. He could blow smoke rings out of his power glutes while blogging about other peoples lies......


Grab an umbrella. Unleash hell. Your mileage may vary. Results not typical. If swelling continues past four hours, consult a physician.