Saturday, October 25, 2008

Phrases That Should Never Begin Movie Synopses, Part I

Keanu Reeves stars as a scientist....

(Chain Reaction)


  1. That should be the start of a joke like...A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar.

  2. I have been watching this bizarre TV show on FX about two hapless dudes who are medical testees for money and have weird experiments done on them for money. It is pretty funny. Low rent but funny.

  3. If it's got commercials, I probably won't see it. That's kept me away from FX. The only thing I can think of I watch that has commercials is "Monk" and "Psych".

  4. Hey you have to catch that show if you can this week. The homosexual commitment ceremony is really, really funny. Just do what I do. Put it on your dvr and zip right through the commercials. We never watch anything in real time anymore.


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