Saturday, April 4, 2009

Real Life Internal Dialog of a Hopeless Movie Geek

"Hmmm. Along Came A Spider? That's one of those Morgan Freeman-Ashley Judd things where he's the serial killer chaser and she's the chasee/victim or something right?"
"Yeah. Except Ashley Judd isn't in it."
"Monica Potter."
"Oh! Yeah! And they made her up to look like Julia Roberts!"
"What was with her nose?"
"I think that's just her nose. Nothing for it."
"Well, maybe she's less moonbatty than Judd."
"Hard to miss there."

1 comment:

  1. OK, I totally thought that Ashley Judd was in that movie.


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