Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Alternate Taglines: One Missed Call

Before you die...
...you hear the ring.

2 comments:

  1. The Ice Cream Man Cometh.

    Before you die you hear the Ring,
    Then you scream,
    Then I scream,
    Then we all scream,
    Oh my god, it's ice cream.

    A Tom Carvel Production of an Al Gore film. Directed by Michael Moore and financed by Ben & Jerry.
    Feel the Cold Stone as it seeps into your heart.
    In Creamarama.

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  2. Hey, "Masters of Horror" did that!

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