Monday, January 14, 2008

Experiments in Multimedia...complaints

I'm going to see if I can put up some "multi-media" items in the next few weeks. Some music and maybe some images. I don't have a scanner, though. I have a tablet but the resolution is too coarse. My nails have been splitting lately which makes guitar challenging. Top it off with being busier than a one-armed paper hanger and I'm somehow I'm reminded of this Dorothy Parker poem:

Razors pain you;

rivers are damp;

acids stain you;

and drugs cause cramp.

Guns aren't lawful;

nooses give;

gas smells awful;

you might as well live.


  1. Dude, I do parody not multimedia. I presume you were being facetious in your comment about Grand Hotel. Obviously, you don't have the directors cut.

  2. So what's wrong with multimedia parody.

    I've got a figure out a way to put up my "Snakes on a Plane" series.

    As for Grand Hotel, I dunno, it just seems so remarkably topical!

  3. I guess you missed the whole Grand Hotel series. I think you can find it in the tag Photo's. One of my faves, but not as good as the Rocky and Bulwinkle E True Hollywood story on the squirrel thread. You gots to keep up dude.

  4. Nah, I was just playing dumb.

    Yeah, the Rocky & Bullwinkle is probably the best, though I do love your ongoing Batman & Robin series.


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