Friday, November 14, 2008

Bit Maelstrom: Tops in Tops and Bottoming Out

As you should know, this blog is the king of the pointy breast. The dominant searches that lead to this site are for "pointy breasts".

But the Bit Maelstrom is #1 for this search as well:

dow jones usually over 10,000 november 2008

Breasts & Bucks here at the Bit.


  1. Anything to move traffic. I don't want to keep doing Sarah Palin posts since it gets reader all flustered and bitchy and stuff. I like a harmonious blog.

    Hey wasn't he a famous jazz player
    Harmonious Blog. I think he played the trumpit or something.

  2. I just went to my go to insanity of little vignettes of some of my favorite characters. I don't get much response but I enjoy doing it so WTF?

  3. Yeah, that Harmonious guy was jazzy.

    I like your vignettes. I don't always comment because I think they stand on their own and my contributions would be lame.

  4. We might get a dead cat bounce before the end of the month. I don't think it's likely, but might could happen. Of course that's not what you said, but since when has that mattered to the media?

    After January 20, people are going to need those breasteses more than ever. These seem fairly pointy. Pointy enough? Retro, though; we need new, current, 21st century pointy. The old 20th century stuff isn't going to suffice — oh yes it is. If the new regime is anything like previous regimes of similar nature, there will be little in the way of new breasteses to give us comfort, so the old ones will just have to do. Printed on antique equipment, samizdat style, and passed around hand to hand among the members of the civilian service corps that is just as large and well-funded as the military. I hope we'll at least get cool uniforms.


Grab an umbrella. Unleash hell. Your mileage may vary. Results not typical. If swelling continues past four hours, consult a physician.