Tuesday, February 19, 2008

This Just In: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Fidel Castro has resigned, apparently, according to Fox News.

You know, The Motorcycle Diaries is really an excellent film, but you have to forget what Che Guevara grew up to be. It'd make an interesting double feature with Andy Garcia's The Lost City.

Anyway, yeah, Castro. Worker's Paradise. Best pal of a lot of Hollywood stars. Creator of a nation-state so great, people float over shark-infested waters on doors to escape it. Go figger.

For myself, I think Cuba would make a great 51st state. But I'm just imperialistic that way.

2 comments:

  1. I agree with you on that, about 90 miles from the keys, Cuba would be a great vacation spot for everyone who has already seen all that can of Puerto Rico.

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  2. We could build a bridge so people could drive there.

    American imperialism stopped way too soon.

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