Tuesday, May 6, 2008


So, a lot of people seem to think it would be good for the country to elect a black man to the Presidency. I'm not one to argue; I mean, it couldn't hurt, right? All other things being equal, it would be a good historical moment.

I do think the current front-runner, one Barack Obama isn't the best guy, though. Sure, he's got a pleasing speaking voice and is reasonably handsome, but he's a little light on the experience. Maybe in 2012 or 2016.

However, we shouldn't let that deter us. There is a black man with an even better voice, and not only more experience, but more experience as President--and as God himself!

That's right. You know where I'm going.

Elect Morgan Freeman in 2008!

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