Friday, May 9, 2008

Weekend Workshop: Making Pointy Breasts

I hope you've all paid your registration in advance, so that we can get going Saturday morning without a lot of paperwork.

Remember to bring several empty toilet paper rolls, some wire, and a turtleneck that's slightly too small.


  1. Whoring for hits is not attractive dude. But effective.

  2. I assume you'll be sticking around for the topless Master's class?

  3. I don't know but you can keep me abreast of the developments.

  4. Gloria Grahame! Excellent!

    And The Bad And The Beautiful was a great, great movie.

    Score by my old prof, the late David Raksin.


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