Sunday, August 10, 2008


As all regular maelstrom "readers" know, this site is primarily a porn site full of pointy breasted babes, if only you know the secret password to access the XXX super-secret celebrity video area.

Today's entry in search-engine baiting is the incomparable Adrienne Barbeau. The incomparable Ms. Barbeau was something of a paradox: She had (has!) large breasts; she also had (has!) a brain!

At a time when busty meant bimbo, AB played credibly smart, tough women who could be fiercely aggressive when needed, but always with a feminine edge. A proto-Sigourney Weaver, if you like. A woman who actually gave birth to twins in her 50s.

Her most recent high-profile role was in the too-soon-canceled HBO series Carnivalé. Like some other great actresses (Helen Mirren, Judy Dench), she demonstrated that sexiness was not strictly the province of the young, even while she in no ways looks to have had any sort of surgery.

They're not pointy. But they are fabulous.


  1. You are killing me man. All you need to do is post photos of Kay Parker and Joanna Cassidy in her prime and I don't know what I am going to do.

  2. If you google naked pictures of Adrienne Barbeau you get some great sites. Just sayn'.

  3. Yeah, I didn't know before this that she had ever posed nude. I think the only time she took her clothes off in a movie was for Swamp Thing, and they didn't show that scene in the US release.


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