Monday, September 1, 2008


I was born at 6AM on a Monday morning.

At 9AM my mother called the office and said, "I won't be coming in today. I had a baby."

She'd hid her pregnancy successfully for 33 weeks. She didn't want to get fired--or treated differently.

Also, my mom loves a surprise.


  1. As I get older, I appreciate more and more what my mother accomplished.

    She's sneaky, though. Heh.


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