Friday, February 20, 2009

The Oscars Clog

We're at that dreaded time of the year: Most of the good movies out are Oscar-nominated films that we've already seen or aren't on our list. The only one we haven't seen is The Class, which I've resisted because it sounds like Stand By Me And Deliver Our Dangerous Minds To Dead Poets. Only in French.

Joaquin Phoenix's latest (last?) movie is out, too, Two Lovers but I don't have a good read on that.

Of course, there's always the Friday The 13th remake, but I hate to encourage that sort of thing.

7 comments:

  1. Stand By Me And Deliver Our Dangerous Minds To Dead Poets.

    Now, I'd see that one... if there's some way to work in "Mr Holland's Opus"

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  2. Mr Holland Stands By Me And Delivers Dead Poet's Music Of The Heart To Our Dangerous Minds?

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  3. Ok, now how about "To Sir, with Love"

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  4. OK, here goes:

    Mr. Holland Stands By Our Dangerous Mnids and Delivers Dead Poet's Music of The Heart To Sir, With Love.

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  5. Might as well at the Joe Wright one in there, too, and the original classic:

    Messrs. Chips and Holland Stands By and Delivers Our Dangerous Mnids and Delivers Dead Poet's Music of The Heart To Sir, With Love.

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  6. Joe Wright? No, Joe Clark!

    Mr. Holland and Mr. Chips Lean On Our Dangerous Minds and Deliver Dead Poet's Music of the Heart To Sir, With Love

    It's a good thin I'm not a Wayans Brother, or I'd make it into a movie.

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  7. Now we just need to think up a name for this game. Perhaps it could be a recurring feature on The Bit Maelstrom!

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