Friday, January 30, 2009

Conversations From The Living Room, Part 9: Working Class Wizards

"So, what happens if the court finds Harry guilty?"
"He gets expelled from Hogwarts."
"Well, then what?"
"Does he have to go to wizard Trade School or something?"
"Is Wizard Community College like Wizard High School with ashtrays?"
"Does it ruin his chances at being the Minister of Wizardry? Will he end up having to get a wizard journalism degree and running for governor of Wizard Alaska?"
"Don't you wonder about these things?"
"Maybe it's in the book."

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